Contrary to popular belief, I have, on more than one occasion, thought about things. When this happens, I place the Legendary Wig of Destiny on my glorious head and write about it.
When I wear this wig, I have charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. I am also strikingly statuesque when I wear this wig. Yes, the Legendary Wig of Destiny puts me at a little over six feet tall: well towering over the likes of James Franco and Adam Levine, may they forever gaze wistfully up at the roller coasters they can never ride.
Without my wig, I am a freelance graphic designer. I also dabble in illustration.
