1. I've been missing in action. And by "action" I mean that I have been hauling ass with grad school applications. It is probably the stupidest plan I have ever schemed, like that time I wanted to take Krav Maga classes. And I'm thinking of moving the blog to tumblr or wordpress. I don't know, just feels like more people are on that? Yeah?
2. I got my four wisdom teeth removed on Friday. I am disappointed that I did not have an out of body drug experience and ended up spending my recovery days working on my portfolio and watching Being Human. In other news, daaaaaaaamn Mitchell I wanna ride that like the Polar Express!
8.23.12
1. Drinks all around, bitches! My eczema is clearing up so my skin is getting back to its soft, buttery, delicious state that we've all come to know and love. A little part of me is going to miss looking in the mirror and saying, "This is the face of meth."
8.14.12
1. For the past couple of days I have been slathering myself in coconut oil. It's for a very sexy reason, called eczema. Every time I smoosh coconut oil on myself, I feel like I should soak in soy sauce.
8.10.12
1. For the past two weeks, I had quite a social life. It was like I had friends again! Now everyone has left, and I am back to working.
2. I got heartburn eating steak yesterday. Today I ate steak again, to show my heart who's boss.
7.20.12
1. My bank lady Jessie is a badass. She got all my money back from those bastards in Thailand. May they drown in a sea of middle-class bank statements and overdraft fees. They swindled me a little over $600. To be honest, I was ecstatic that I even had that much money for them to swindle. Now that the money is back, I feel like I just got a bonus. I may actually buy popcorn at The Dark Knight Rises. Treat yo'self!
7.19.12
1. I have a tumblr now! It's full of sketches and drawings and less words. Follow me on http://wigdoodles.tumblr.com/
7.18.12
1. The giant project at work has finished so I am whipping my hair back and forth at home. After working 10 hour days, I'm pretty relieved. I hope they ask me to come back to work. If not, well I can't believe I lasted that long. Those fools! Didn't they know I would've worked for chocolate as payment?
2. My new camera arrived today! It's my first dslr, and I don't know what to do with it. I can't really use it right now because I ordered the memory card separately, and it won't be here for a couple of days. Why did I order it separately? I don't know. I'm not fucking Nostradamus.
3. Due to my hopefully temporary return to unemployment, I am reliving my childhood by watching the X-Men series and Batman the animated series. It has been a great 3 days. Oh, except for #4 down there.
4. In other news, I found out my debit card got hacked and hundreds of dollars were spent for some company in Thailand. This has never happened to me before so this is a new experience. I filed a police report and everything like a proper grown up! Right now the bank is "processing" my case. I like to think that Jessie the bank lady is sending threatening messages to said Thai company via video messages, letters staked to doors by knives, and email. Anything to get my money back, Jessie!
7.7.12
1. I have trying to makeover my blog. Unsuccessfully. The time is now 2:00am. Will proceed tomorrow. This is why I like books.
2. Still employed. I have astounded myself with my ability to exceed the two-week mark. Success.
5.24.12
1. As of last week, I AM EMPLOYED. I don't mean I'm serving combo platters or putting the Taco Bell logo on a t-shirt. I mean I am working for an actual company, working on logos and page layouts and shit! God I hope they don't fire me... they have great snacks.
4.18.12
1. I hate drinking too much coffee. It leads me to sitting crouched in my room eating a bowl of nuts whilst staring at photos of Adrien Brody. At 2:13am.
2. Saturday is Jenna's wedding. It will be spectacular.
2.14.12
1. True to my word, here is a recognition of glory to Jenna, my first follower. JENNA: A MAGNIFICENT CREATURE WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE CAUSES INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT DELAYS.
2. Tomorrow I look forward to the discount Valentine's Day candy.
1.18.12
1. Happy New Year, bitches. Chinese New Year is coming up this Monday.
2. Jenna's Las Vegas bachelorette party was a success. I will surely do a post on it when I have time.
12.12.11
1. The Scentsy party was... interesting. If you've seen Edward Scissorhands, sometimes I felt like saying, "And I will bring the ambrosia salad."
2. I learned today that Target sells ice cream for cheaper than Albertsons. I hate Albertsons.
3. I learned how to spring a deck of cards and do a one-handed Charlier cut. Now I feel a little cooler.
12.2.11
1. I am attending Jenna's Scentsy party next week. It is a classy event. I am not to bring Lone Stars, Velveeta, or sausages.
11.25.11
1. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
2. The Save-the-Dates are done for the J.A.M. wedding. That's "Jenna and Michael."
11.14.11
1. URGENT!!! I have no followers on this blog. My first follower will receive a recognition of glory in the Daily Prophet. Come on now, I am a sad, blithering fool who spends lonely nights baking brownies and blogging about it. The fact that I am baiting followers with a section in the news further proves my point.
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